What movies have not aged well?
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You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
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Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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